aanhin pa ang damo kung patay na ang kabayo?
i was driving home from school and my brain is so messed up because of the histo finals i took. Suddenly this saying popped out of my mind. "Aanhin pa ang damo kung patay na ang kabayo." Well i thought that maybe they should just give the "damo" to me. Being the pothead that i am, im pretty sure i'll make good use of that even without the fucking horse(just a hint for the innocent: im pertaining to weed, smoke it) wahahhaa. i can make bakes, cook it, smoke it, sniff it, or even turn it into a car freshener ;p
After a moment of silence, i decided to list down ten things that i could do with "damo" without the fucking horse.
10 i can smoke it
9 i can bake it
8 i can cook it
7 i can use it as a car freshener
6 i can use it as my early morning tea
5 i can give it to the poor(wahahha, cant think of a number 5)
4 i can feed it to my dog(poor doggie, ur like snoop dog)
3 i can use it as garlands during Christmas
2 i can burn it, sniff the smoke, then reserve the ash for "ash wednesday"
1 i can throw it away, well not really throw it away(its precious), but ill throw it in a
bonfire so that everyone will be high and happy... (remember:share your blessings)
So get your weed at your local " drugstore", i mean drug dealer, now!!! Im sure you can find more practical ways of using it.
Actually, dont smoke weed, use it practically. Turn it into a work of art. Use your creativity.
Art Attack!!!!
(disclaimer: this is just a literary work. this is intended to make fun of weed. Dont use weed, its illegal. Its bad for you.)
getting dissapointed?? a thing of the past
i have two final exams later this afternoon and im still blogging. I havent studied yet but the hell, im a "sabog" person so ill continue typing. (patapon mode..)
Since i have my finals later, i thought of writing something about my experiences and how i never get disappointed with my test results. That's kinda weird for a pothead like me not to get dissapointed with grades but i really dont get disappointed. Let's just say that i found the "answer." I found the golden goblet. Getting disapointed is but a thing of the past for me.
A lot of people get disappointed most especially when they get low grades. But what and why do they get disappointed? We can say that we get disappointed because we got low grades and that we know that we could have done better. Also we get disappointed because we expect a higher grade due to the fact that we studied and shed blood for that test adn if it weren't for that asshole/bitch teacher, we should have gotten a higher grade. We now know why so why not counter it. My formula is basically realization. Warm up by realizing your true potential. Tell yourself that you can do well and that if you study
you can get higher grades. The next step is the most crucial part. You have to prepare yourself.
It would require a lot to be accomplished. So what is the next step? DONT STUDY. Prepare yourself by doing all sorts of things but dont study. Listen to music or play games just dont study. So by the time you take you exams, you have expected a failing mark. If you get a passing mark then you'll surely be contented. And if you
get an A then im sure you'll be committing suicide for sheer happiness. You can still say that you did not study for that and thats why you didnt do well. And here is where the realization part kicks in. Brag internally. Tell yourself that you just didnt study and you know you can do better but u just didnt study. By now, you are not disappointed of your grade but instead contented with it.
With all stupidity aside, this is really the answer to not getting dissappointed. Well its not the point of not studying but actually its the "low expectancy" that is important. For one not to be disappointed, one should follow a simple rule. "Aim high but expect low." We should always strive for excellence and the best. WE should also do our best to achieve that but even having done our best, we should not expect to much from what we did. By doing this we always get contented with what we get for what we have done.(wtf, a pothead pointed that out to you, joke hehehe..) Life would be much sweeter after this. We would be happy and contented thus all else would follow.
Remember: "Aim high but expect low." That's the key to not being disappointed but rather enjoying life for its beauty and mystery.
(you dont need a rocket scientist to realize things. U just need a bottle of beer, some weed if you may or just a Pothead to make you realize things, hahahaha, enjoy life yardies, peace out)
dissection of a guy's brain
The most simple thing that God created is the MAN's brain. Unlike the woman's brain that is
more complex; thinking about makeup, school, love, clothes, etc; a man's brain is different. Its not that complex, we can actually say that it is as simple as a dog's brain.
A man's brain can easily be divided into 4 parts. (1)Sex (2)Sports/games (3)Women (4) everythign else. What does this mean? Well a man thinks in this manner. Number one is the most prioritized and most thought about while number 4 is the least... Men, most often than not, think about sex than any other thing. If they are not thinking about sex, they might be playing games(might be DOTA) or sports or things related to this like beer(drinking beer while watching basketball, see, its related ;p). Then comes the women. This is the reason why a lot of women argue with their boyfriends on to why the guys spend so much time watching basketball or playing computer games rather than spending time with them.
After that last paragraph, a lot of you guys might be ranting or raving. There might be a lot of reactions and a lot of you might disagree. But before further damage could be done, let us review.... You guys might say that:
(1)"i have guy friends who are not like that"
(2)"my boyfriend spends more time with me than sports or games"
(3)"my boyfriend does not think about sex often"
Number 1: Your friend must be gay or would later on turn gay(no offense meant, just kidding)
Number 2: Well he's thinking about the future, he's trying to earn pogi points so that he will have a chance to marry. And what happens after marriage, SEX!
Number 3: That's what you think. Try being he's guy friend and you'll know what i mean.
These does not always apply. If these things are proven wrong then you must be lucky. Hold on to that guy coz he's one of a kind. Plus its not always about how each other think about each other, Its how you feel for each other that is most important. If a guy loves the gurl so much then he's brain would evolve just for her. No more shallow hal but rather a new complex man. The man would go out of his normal ways just for love.
(romantic pothead)
learning is fun? nah...!!
Learning is fun, coming from a pothead(sabaw person) like me, that doesnt make any sense. But i do mean it. Learning is fun especially if you have the "extra fun" teachers as your everyday companions in learning.
But what are the qualities of an extra fun teacher? Some might say that they want teachers who give no school work at all. Some might also want teachers who can crack jokes. But would it be better if the teacher would require no load at all and still crack jokes without even trying to? Well thats my teacher...... He/she makes my every MWF a very fulfilling learning experience. I did not only learn the lesson by heart but also learned new words and sayings. But what is
shocking about my experience is that while i am learning i am, at the same time, having fun.
Here are some of the saying that he/she shared with us:
-there's more the eye(apparently its a his/her version of a popular saying)
-the nature of the caterpillar is to fly(huh?)
-hope for the butter... hope for the flowers(explanation: achieve success)
Also i learned a lot of new words:
-chender(word: gender)
-tsumami(word: tsunami)
-tsugether(word together)
But these are not the only things that i have learned from him/her. Through his/her unconscious efforts of bringing laughter in his/her class, i kinda had the eagerness to listen to him/her. I wanted to listen because i was hoping to get more of his/her "makulit" remarks but through this process i learned a lot. I did not only had fun but also understood the lessons that he/she presented.
With all my heart and soul, i thank this teacher of mine. (I wont mention the name) But thank you so much. During this short span of time that you have accompanied me through the road of academics, i have learned a lot and have absorbed a lot of the lessons that u have taught to us. Thank you very much.
(this entry seemed right at first, but as i was writing it, i realized that i did learned a lot from him/her..... now as the entry ends, it doesnt seem right. my purpose was not to make "drama" but it turned out that way, so oh well.... thanks to him/her..)
dont step on the grass, smoke it!
I would like to welcome all of you to my world.... THE WEED WORLD. Some of you might be thinking that im a pothead but seriously im not ;p Underneath this ganja covered skin of mine is a very sensitive guy who is waiting to be found. (who would believe this crap?!?!) Going back to the title of my post, "dont step on the grass, smoke it!" Well actually, weed is good.... hmmm.. come to think of it.. its not good pala but at least its better than "yosi" or cigarettes.
There are many reasons why smoking weed is better than yosi. first is that yosi causes a lot of illnesses. It causes lung cancer, certain gum problems, etc. So in short, it causes death. Smoking yosi could kill you or reduce your life span.... But does weed kill you too... Why is it better than yosi if it too can reduce your life expectancy.... So ladies and gentlemen, here is where the most important reason "why weed is better than yosi" comes in. Though weed might also kill you, at least you can die with a smile on your face. Its better to die high than to die sick with lung cancer or maybe gingivitis. Weed is less "lethal" than yosi. Its smoke is way way cleaner than yosi plus it gives you, the smile, the laughter and the high. And as the saying goes laughter is the best medicine and so does weed.
After all of these said... SMOKE WEED!! just kidding, for those little children out there reading this, no matter what you smoke, smoking is bad for your health... just keep on chewing on those crayons and continue thumb sucking to relieve stress. Keep away from the smoke or die with it... A FRIENDLY REMINDER FROM YOUR KUYA JOHN!!!! wahahaha
Thats it... an intro.. welcome to my world, MY WEED WORLD!
(the journey of blogging starts from here on for our super pothead ;p)
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