i was driving home from school and my brain is so messed up because of the histo finals i took. Suddenly this saying popped out of my mind. "Aanhin pa ang damo kung patay na ang kabayo." Well i thought that maybe they should just give the "damo" to me. Being the pothead that i am, im pretty sure i'll make good use of that even without the fucking horse(just a hint for the innocent: im pertaining to weed, smoke it) wahahhaa. i can make bakes, cook it, smoke it, sniff it, or even turn it into a car freshener ;p



After a moment of silence, i decided to list down ten things that i could do with "damo" without the fucking horse.



10 i can smoke it

9 i can bake it

8 i can cook it

7 i can use it as a car freshener

6 i can use it as my early morning tea

5 i can give it to the poor(wahahha, cant think of a number 5)

4 i can feed it to my dog(poor doggie, ur like snoop dog)

3 i can use it as garlands during Christmas

2 i can burn it, sniff the smoke, then reserve the ash for "ash wednesday"

1 i can throw it away, well not really throw it away(its precious), but ill throw it in a

bonfire so that everyone will be high and happy... (remember:share your blessings)



So get your weed at your local " drugstore", i mean drug dealer, now!!! Im sure you can find more practical ways of using it.



Actually, dont smoke weed, use it practically. Turn it into a work of art. Use your creativity.

Art Attack!!!!



(disclaimer: this is just a literary work. this is intended to make fun of weed. Dont use weed, its illegal. Its bad for you.)